Friday, June 15, 2012

My Students, On an Average Day, Part 3

There aren't as many here, because we were so busy preparing for the end of the school year and exams, I couldn't pay as close attention as I had before!  Also, I meant to post this WAY before now (school has been out for almost three weeks), but I'm just now getting around to it.  Enjoy!


"So, I had a dream about ants, except they were people."

"I have something eternal, something so awesome, no one else can have it!  It's bacon!"

"Just remember, I'm worthless."

"One of us has always had to be the big kid, and that's me."

"Shew!  That sneeze stunk!"

"I'm done with all your pancake and monkey business."

"I'm not going to Canada."  "Because it's the home of Sarah Palin?"  "Whaaat?"

"Nice guys make burgers and fries."

"They don't make ham, they make bacon, that's why it's called Canadian bacon."

"If Pinocchio was real you know his girlfriend would say, 'Talk dishonest to me.'"

"I am Batman."

"Calm your tits."

"Drop it like a potato."

"A french hooker, are you serious?"


That's it for the 2011-2012 school year!  I look forward to having more to post in August, when the new school year starts.  I have no doubt they will be just as crazy!