I started this series of posts last school year, and I decided to continue this year. My students say some of the craziest, silliest, weirdest things I have ever heard, and I just have to share them with you. This way, you get a sneak peek into the life of a high school student. Here are the newest additions for the 2012-2013 school year so far!
"It's like Chernobyl in my pants!"
"Do they have wild hamsters in the Taliban?"
"I decided that I am not going to be a sex therapist anymore."
While looking at a world map..."Where is China?"
"I guess my grandma is a redneck. She has a picture of Elvis on her mantel."
"How do you tell how many centimeters a pregnant person is?"
"I like jerks. Does that make sense?" "I am okay with jerks but like, when they dress classy."
"Your sixth-grade mind was molested!"
"Are all Muslims born with those moles on their foreheads?"
"Do sharks make milk?"
In a British accent, "The bloody sun is in the way!"
"I speak two languages....redneck and American."
"Black babies smoking a cigarette!"
"Would you paddle faster if you heard banjos?"
"Can she go get a snack? She's going to eat my arm." "We've talked about this...you don't eat other people's arms!"
"Did you know that everyone has a social security number? I didn't!"
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