This is the third school year that I have done these type of posts, and they are probably my favorite to write! My students are hilarious. The stuff they spend time thinking about seriously astounds me, and sometimes scares me a little :) But here it is, the first edition of "My Students on an Average Day" for the 2013-2014 school year!
"He's like a German Canadian! Eh?"
Student: "Mrs. Reynolds, I have a serious question, but I don't want you to kick me out of class for it. Do you wear a cup with a jockstrap or what? How does that work?"
My response: Um....I wouldn't know, I've never worn one. (class laughs)
"He's choking and it sounds like a chihuahua coughing!"
"Wasn't there more than one Benedict Arnold?"
"No"
"Did we kill him?"
"No."
"Darn."
"This class never gets old. There is more mean and evil added every day."
"What if my laptop gets stomped by an elephant and I can't turn in my work?"
"I know how to say burrito in Spanish now! Burrrrrito!"
"I speak three languages now...English, Spanish, and Boston!"
"They aren't the brightest lightbulbs in the box."
"You know, lightbulbs aren't bright until you screw them in."
"I am the LED over here. I am the beam."
"There is a woman who goes around eating rocks because she thinks they have minerals."
"There was a lady who ate her husband's ashes!"
"Mrs. Reynolds, she licked her paper!"
"::Student name::, don't lick your paper!"
"Onesies! I want a onesie!"
That's it for now...I will try to do another one soon! There is no shortage of stuff these kids say!
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